Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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