Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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