I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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