those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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