were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Less talking, more tequila
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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