Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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