the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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