I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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