i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
vagina is talking i cant
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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