Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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