Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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