yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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