but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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