I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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