she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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