They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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