Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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