Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
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That's how twitter works, right?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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