Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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