day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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