he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Randomize
