16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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