Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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