Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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