Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My ass is underappreciated
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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