You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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