is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
