She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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