I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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