i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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