The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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