Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
