i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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