You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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