Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
