oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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