So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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