I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Green mimosas i think yes
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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