I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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