Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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