My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
i black out too much to be "responsible"
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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