Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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