Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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