She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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