spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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