We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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