just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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