I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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