So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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