i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I think people are normalizing furries
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Randomize
