There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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