So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Randomize