READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The struggles of a small town man whore
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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