She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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